This is the first headline I saw when I turned on my computer. Something like: Does airline travel have to be a grim prison sentence?

My sentiments exactly. They really need to crack down on the murder, drug abuse, violence, rape, dehumanization, prejudice and all-around hopelessness that’s so widespread in the airline industry today.

I know what I’m talking about. The last time I flew to Los Angeles, I was delayed almost an hour AND I had to remove my shoes AND tell a perfectly attractive security person the nature of my trip. It was pretty traumatic. I might not ever enjoy vacationing again.